Now I remember
- Why I got my dogs.
- To keep me from making the biggest mistake. They always stop me.
- It was that exact moment I had a profound thought:
- Leave or be left.
- So I left. I drove far far away. Until my phone received no signal and I was horribly horribly lost.
- You won't be bothered to find me.
- They'll all say I was kidnapped.
- But let me tell you, I'm no kid.